One is glad to be of service.

4 Nov 2009

Christian Anti-Porn FireFox add-on prank



Looking for the perfect prank to play on your porn addicted best friend? Install on his computer the Christian Anti-Porn FireFox add-on and watch the fun begin!

The program’s designer promises the add-on “will filter links and alert the user if any porn websites are clicked. This will not completely block but rather display Bible verse with the crucified Jesus Christ and to remind every Christian that he is going to crucify Jesus Christ again if he proceeds to such websites.”

Of course, “God is the ultimate filter and only He can guard you and give you enough grace to overcome sin.”

Too bad there isn’t a Confession and Redemption Add-on, too. That way you’d get instant forgiveness when you choose to bypass the God fillter!

27 Oct 2009

freedomtodither:

a flowchart to determine what religion you should follow (via cdn.holytaco.com)

freedomtodither:

a flowchart to determine what religion you should follow (via cdn.holytaco.com)

15 Oct 2009

Yeah, I can quote the bible too.

A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin. If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed.

Deuteronomy (22:13-21)