
Hello,trainers.Look at your Pokemon, now back to mine, now back at your Pokemon, now back to mine. Sadly, they arn’t mine, but if you stopped using lady scented rare candies to level them and switched to training them like a man, they could battle like they’re mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on the S.S. Anne, with the Pokemon your Pokemon could battle like. What’s in your hand? Back at me. I have it, it’s a masterball with two of that Pokemon you love. Look again, THE POKEMON ARE NOW SHINY! Anything is possible when you train you pokemon like a man and not a lady.
I’m on a Rapidash.
My FAVOURITE DDR remix - Butterfly (pokemon remix)

Pikachu
I LOVE this remix of the DDR song “Butterfly” with pokemon… its soooo boppy and catchy!
(ping @ohnoitsadam, @gbazz, @caprica)

Cloth pokemon menstrual pad. Thats right. On Etsy.
I choose you, Pikachu! No, not Snorlax or Meowth. You, Pikachu, are the Pokemon I choose to shed my menstrual blood upon. You’ll discharge your electricity while I discharge my discharge and together, we’ll collect ‘em all! Those little red cheeks of yours are about to get a lot redder.
(via www.regretsy.com)

