—This is what we do to songs on a daily basis at work…—

Dump dump dump and salt, that is all I do
Fill the fry hopper and make salty fries for you
Should of known you was trouble when the fries were up
Had the salt shaker open, why was it open?

Gave you all my fries and you tossed them in the bag
You tossed them in the bag, yes you did
To give me all your thanks, is all I ever asked
Coz what you don’t understand is

I would catch a french fry for you
Burn myself in the eye for you
I’d throw myself in the vat for you
You know I’d even get fat for you

I would go through all this pain
Put a deli knife through my brain
Yes I would fry for you baby
But you won’t do the same
No, no, no, no

Gold, gold, gold and crisp, make them till I’m numb
To the spot-sweep I said hey, where the fuck did you come from
Mad worker, bad worker, that’s just what you are, yeah
You’ll smile in my face then dob me in for my car

Gave you all my fries and you tossed them in the bag
You tossed them in the bag, yes you did
To give me all your thanks, is all I ever asked
Coz what you don’t understand is

I would catch a french fry for you
Burn myself in the eye for you
I’d throw myself in the vat for you
You know I’d even get fat for you

I would go through all this pain
Put a deli knife through my brain
Yes I would fry for you baby
But you won’t do the same
No, no, no, no

If the vat was on fire
Ooh, you’d watch it burn down in flames
You said you loved fries, you’re a liar
Coz you never, ever, ever did baby

But darling I”d still catch a french fry for you
Burn myself in the eye for you
I’d throw myself in the vat for you
You know I’d even get fat for you

I would go through all this pain
Put a deli knife through my brain
Yes I would fry for you baby
But you won’t do the same
No, no, no, no

No, you won’t do the same
You wouldn’t do the same
Ooh, you never do the same
No, no, no, no