One is glad to be of service.

8 Nov 2009

Toothbrush sex.


(via Mekela)

Toothbrush sex.

(via Mekela)

7 Nov 2009

Creepy crawing japanese robot in Sydney is creepy.

Creepy Japanese Crawling Robot
Creepy Japanese Crawling Robot


Click above for vid.

5 Nov 2009

“Dude you kissed your sister. You are the worst twins ever he he he”
— Eurotrip

4 Nov 2009

Christian Anti-Porn FireFox add-on prank



Looking for the perfect prank to play on your porn addicted best friend? Install on his computer the Christian Anti-Porn FireFox add-on and watch the fun begin!

The program’s designer promises the add-on “will filter links and alert the user if any porn websites are clicked. This will not completely block but rather display Bible verse with the crucified Jesus Christ and to remind every Christian that he is going to crucify Jesus Christ again if he proceeds to such websites.”

Of course, “God is the ultimate filter and only He can guard you and give you enough grace to overcome sin.”

Too bad there isn’t a Confession and Redemption Add-on, too. That way you’d get instant forgiveness when you choose to bypass the God fillter!

4 Nov 2009

Ohmy. Look at my XXXL package. You know you want too. ;)

Ohmy. Look at my XXXL package. You know you want too. ;)

3 Nov 2009

“My mummy always said there were no monsters - no real ones - but there are.”
— Newt

2 Nov 2009

  • I wouldn't touch your dick if I was poisoned and the antidote was in your sperm!

31 Oct 2009

“People ask how Ive managed to keep her all this time. Chains. It’s chains. I’m a bit of a Fritzel man myself!”
— Anthony Menheere’s speech at his fiancĂ©e Amys 21st

30 Oct 2009

Check out the link above, i got some AMAZING shots of the thunderstorm we just had in Geelong!

27 Oct 2009

freedomtodither:

a flowchart to determine what religion you should follow (via cdn.holytaco.com)

freedomtodither:

a flowchart to determine what religion you should follow (via cdn.holytaco.com)